Why We Shout In Anger

A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take ba...th found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled and asked.

'Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout.'

'But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.' asked the saint

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the other disciples.
Finally the saint explained, .

'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance.

What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small...'

The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

He looked at his disciples and said.

'So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.'

CRIPPLED

I woke up 7 in the morning. There was a time in life when I used to sleep for 12 hours a day in my mom's lap. But I couldn't understand whether time has changed or its me who have metamorphosed. I put my foot in my slippers, I felt some numbness in my foot. It was common for me to have some night cramps in my leg, and wake up with some numbness. But this was different. It was much more intense.

I tried to walk but my legs were weak. Almost an hour had passed since I woke up but still my legs weren't working. I called my best friend to help me get up.

"You don't eat properly. Take some milk in the morning and eat properly. Nothing will happen to you." He said. 'How can less eating can cause numbness' I thought. Many people fast for long periods they don't get such weakness. I had to finally visit the worst possible place- HOSPITAL.

I met Dr. Kumar one of the best neuro doctor. The board read MBBS,MD,DNB and some degrees starting with F. How can somebody be so studious. It seems that the person never came second in life. Crap! I hated such guys.

"You are suffering from a syndrome known as GB syndrome" he said. Sounded like a short name for a disease. Maybe it was just a small error in something. "It is curable but you need some courage and motivation to recover. Its also possible that you may never walk again." he said with ease.
I couldn't react for few minutes. My mind was not responding. I should be sad but I was not. Maybe I didn't believe this genius.

Months passed away. I was now used to the injections and bottles and all the crappy ill-tasting medicines which they gave. I was given a wheel chair as a gift. Nice and handy for a crappy little crippled like me. Suddenly I hated the world, I hated the jokes, I hated everybody- friends and family everybody.
I was 'walking' in my wheel chair. I saw some children playing. I wanted to play now. I wanted to walk, run, jump and dance. Why me? What wrong did I do? I hated the world even more. There was no god. There was no good. I felt only hatred.

A guy passed along. He was on his fours but was able to walk faster than me. It seems like he was suffering from Polio. His legs didn't work permanently I guess.
I called him "Bhaiya ! What do you do for living?"
"I am the senior cashier in SBI." He said with a smile.
"How do you cope up with this disability. And how can you still smile?" I asked
"I smile with my lips and work with my mind. You are not handicapped until your mind works properly. And about my waling style. I feel I am normal and the whole world is walking abnormally."

I smiled and he walked away in his pace. It didn't matter whether I recovered or not. It didn't matter whether I was happy or not. Only one question popped inside me ' Who was more crippled me or him'

By 

Soubhagya Khare https://www.facebook.com/dr.soubhagyakhare

Governmental Mahabharat !

A hilarious account of what happens in this country!

A Team comprising of a Writer, a Producer, a Director, etc applied to the Government of India for financial assistance with the script to produce a Movie on Mahabharata.

All of them committed suicide later and the reason will be very obvious once you have read the reply from Govt.

Dated ............ .........

Subject: Mahabharata

To: The Writer, Film Director & Film Producer, Mumbai

Ref: Film story submitted by you, regarding financing of films by Government of India , Your letter dt. ............ . ......... .

The undersigned is directed to refer the above letter and state that the Government has examined your proposal for financing a film called ''Mahabharat' . The Very High Level Committee constituted for this purpose has been in consultation with the Human Rights Commission, National Commission for Women and Labour Commission, in addition to various Ministries and State Governments and have formed definitive opinions about the script. Their observations are as below:

1. In the script submitted by you it is shown that there were two sets of cousins, namely, the Kauravas, numbering one hundred, and the Pandavas, numbering five. The Ministry of Health and Family Welfare has pointed out that these numbers are high, well above the norm prescribed for families by them It is brought to your kind attention that when the Government is spending huge amounts for promoting family planning, this will send wrong signals to the public. Therefore, it is recommended that there may be only three Kauravas and one Pandava.

2. The Ministry of Parliamentary Affairs has raised an issue whether it is suitable to depict kings and emperors in this democratic age. Therefore, it is suggested that the Kauravas may be depicted as Honourable Members of Parliament (Lok Sabha) and the Pandava maybe depicted as Honourable Member of Parliament (Rajya Sabha). The ending of the film shows the victory of the said Pandavas over the said Kauravas. The ending may be suitably modified so that neither of the Honourable Members of Parliament are shown as being inferior to the other.

3. The Ministry of Science and Technology has observed that the manner of birth of Kauravas is suggestive of human cloning, a technology banned in India . This may be changed to normal birth.

4. The National Commission for Women has objected that the father of Pandavas, one Sri Pandu is depicted as bigamous, and also there is only one wife for the Pandavas in common. Therefore suitable changes maybe made in the said script so that the said Sri Pandu is not depicted as bigamous. However, with the reduction in number of Pandavas as suggested above, the issue of polyandry can be addressed without further trouble.

5. The Commission for the Physically Challenged has observed that the portrayal of the visually impaired character 'Dhritharastra' is derogatory. Therefore the said character may not be shown as visually impaired.

6. The Department of Women and Child Development have highlighted that the public disrobing of one female character called 'Draupadi' is objectionable and derogatory to women in general. Further the Home Ministry anticipates that depiction of such scenes may create law and order problem and at the same time invite strong protests from the different women forums. Such scenes may also invite penal action under SITA (Suppression of Immoral Traffic Act), therefore they may be avoided and deleted from the film.

7. It is felt that showing the Pandava and the Kauravas as gamblers will be anti-social and counter-productive as it might encourage gambling. Therefore, the said Pandava and Kauravas may be shown to have engaged in horse racing. (Hon. Supreme Court has held horse racing not to be gambling)

8. The Pandavas are shown as working in the King Virat's employment without receiving any salary. According to the Human Rights Commission, this amounts to bonded labour and may attract provisions of The Bonded Labour System (Abolition) Act, 1976. This may be corrected at once.

9. In the ensuing war, one character by name Sri Abhimanyu has been shown as fighting. The National Labour Commission has observed that, war being a hazardous industry, and the said character being 16 years old, this depiction will be construed as a case of child labour. Also there is no record of his being paid any compensation. This may also be deemed to be violatory of the provisions of The Child Labour (Prohibition and Regulation) Act, 1986 and Minimum Wages Act, 1948. Such references in the film may be removed.

10. The character 'Sri Krishna' has been depicted as wearing a peacock feather. The peacock is our National Bird and wearing dresses made from peacock feather is an offence under the Wild Life Protection Act, 1972. This may not be depicted.

11. Smt Maneka Gandhi has raised very serious objection for using any elephants or horses in war scenes, since there is every scope for mistreatment and injury to the said animals. The provisions of the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act, 1890 and Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (Amendment) Act, 1960 would be applicable in the instant case. Suitable changes may be made in the script to address the objections raised.

12. In pursuance of the Memorandum of Ministry of Finance regarding austerity measures, it is informed that in the battle field sequences, only ten soldiers may be allowed for each side. Also, all the characters may be shown to have obtained a valid licence under the Arms Act, 1959 as well as the Indian Arms Act, 1878.You are therefore requested to modify the script along the lines indicated above and resubmit it to the undersigned at the earliest for reconsideration.

Sd/-

Under Secretary

This was received as an email forward. Original writer unknown! Read, Enjoy, Share!

India’s 50 Fastest Growing Technology Companies in 2012 [Deloitte]

Deloitte recently announced their Eighth “Deloitte Technology Fast 50 India”, which lists down fastest growing Technology companies in India.

The numero-uno rank for this year goes to Gurgaon based multi-operator web based, instant pre-paid recharge platform -Online Recharge Services Private Limited – who run the portal rechargeitnow.com. It grew a whooping 5227%, the highest three-year growth rate achieved by any of the Top Fast50 Winnersin all the editions since inception of the Fast50 India program in 2005.

The second rank went to Amagi Media Labs Private Limited, who run a TV media advertising platform, achieved 1497 percent 3-year growth , whilst the third placed Prizm Payment Services Private Limited, who offer integrated payments solutions for banks,  grew by 1190 percent in last 3 years.

Full Deloitte Fast 50 Technology Company Rankings

Rank	Company	Sector	Growth
1	Online Recharge Services Private Limited	Internet	5227%
2	Amagi Media Labs Private Limited	Media & Entertainment	1497%
3	Prizm Payment Services Private Limited	Others	1190%
4	Ubona Technologies Private Limited	Media & Entertaiment	972%
5	Cocubes Technologies Private Limited	Internet	849%
6	ABIBA Systems Private Limited	oftware	836%
7	Loyalty Rewardz Management Private Limited	Others	792%
8	GupShup Technology India Private Limited	Software	603%
9	Druv Tech Systems Private Limited	Software	587%
10	Pilani Soft Labs Private Limited	Internet	552%
11	Knowlarity Communications Private Limited	Telecom & Networking	465%
12	LatentView Analytics Private Limited	Software	369%
13	Edusys Services Private Limited	Others	367%
14	Pawaa Software Private Limited	Software	365%
15	Seclore Technology Private Limited	Software	328%
16	FuGenX Technologies Private Limited	Software	326%
17	Uniphore Software Systems Private Limited	Software	324%
18	Aujas Networks Private Limited	Software	315%
19	Inscripts (I) Private Limited	Software	312%
20	Pay Point India Network Private Limited	Internet	310%
21	Zifo Technologies Private Limited	Bio/Pharm/ME	270%
22	Glodyne Technoserve Limited	Software	254%
23	4G Identity Solutions Private Limited	Software	248%
24	CapitalVia Global Research Limited	Internet	248%
25	Sankalp Semiconductor Private Limited	Software	221%
26	Vakrangee Softwares Limited	Software	217%
27	Lexploison Solutions Pvt Ltd	Software	215%
28	INDIAIDEAS.COM Limited	Internet	205%
29	QBurst Technologies Pvt Ltd	Software	199%
30	Vehere Interactive Pvt. Ltd	Software	194%
31	Ontrack Systems Limited	Software	181%
32	Wildnet Technologies Pvt. Ltd.	Internet	169%
33	Think & Learn Private Limited	Others	160%
34	Saviance Technologies Pvt Ltd.	Software	155%
35	IMI Mobile Private Limited	Software	152%
36	Embitel Technologies India Private Limited	Software	145%
37	Molecular Connections Private Limited	Bio/Pharm/ME	145%
38	ABM Knowledgeware Limited	Software	145%
39	MEDDIFF Technologies Private Limited	Bio/Pharm/ME	142%
40	Net 4 India Limited	Software	138%
41	Omnitech InfoSolutions Limited	Software	131%
42	Zen Quality Assurance Private Limited	Software	129%
43	Nazara Technologies Private Limited	Software	127%
44	Softage Information Technology Limited	Software	127%
45	Aspire Systems (India) Private Limited	Software	118%
46	Phoenix IT Solutions Limited	Software	117%
47	Matrimony.Com Private Limited	Internet	114%
48	Vinove Software & Services Private Limited	Software	113%
49	G-Cube Webwide Software Private Limited	Software	110%
50	Greynium Information Technologies Private Limited	Internet	100%

[Full report]

Websites to find Internship opportunities in India

Most of my Juniors are worried about their internship, which is required to be completed by them as per their course curriculum. The major disadvantage is often faced by the people who, opt for the specialization other than Marketing, because very less companies visit the campus, for the role of a intern, for specialization other than finance.


The reason behind is very simple....


For the people opting marketing, any company is ready to take them, as the company just want them to do sales of its products and services. But for the people of other specialization, its very difficult to get a good project during the internship.


I am writing below about some of the ways to seek internship, hope would be useful for the readers....

Below are some of the websites, which turns out to be useful for seeking the internship opportunities.

 Twenty19.com:

Twenty19  offers students and companies a platform to connect for internships and projects.This website also provides information on a plethora of opportunities that students can take part in to gain practical exposure and enhance their profile. The portal is absolutely free of cost for the students as well as colleges. Twenty19 has a range of student opportunities like internships, projects , tech-fests, scholarships, business plan contests, cultural and symposiums, conferences, volunteering opportunities, summer internships etc.

Letmeknow.in:

 If you want to know about all the scholarship you can apply too,or college and their fest or competition and contest you can take part in or fellowship or workshop, here is a portal which will help you.Let Me Know covers latest internships, scholarships, competitions, conferences and events in the fields of business, technology, entrepreneurship, arts, culture and social innovation

Indianinternship.com:

 This website provides internship details for MBA Internship, BE / BTech Internships, MCA Internship, Graduates Internships, Summer Internships, This portal offer free registration and contain thousands of internship opportunities to choose from .

Hellointern.com:

  HelloIntern ,launched by some IIT Bombay folks in year 2006, this website helps interns find the right apprenticeship opportunities with companies. The portal provides information about internships at various location in India and also shows the stipend offered. 

10internship.in :

 This is another website which has thousands of internship opportunities from various sectors like engineering,management,medicine etc.Although it is not so famous among students and designing is also not attractive but it is worth giving a shot when you are desperately looking for some internship opportunity in India because many times there are internships that you won't find anywhere else.

In my next post, I would also tell what you should seek as a project in a company and how to go for it.