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Monday, September 13, 2010

Bak-Bak...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
           (Hardly seems worth it.)
 
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
 
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
       (O.M.G.!) 

 
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
           (In my next life, I want to be a pig..) 
    A cockroach will live nine days without its head  before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)<>

 
(I'm still not over the pig.) 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
 

 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
            (Hmmmmmm.... ..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
 
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
 
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out)
 
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
 
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.) 
Polar bears are left-handed.
           (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
 






















(and God  love that pig!) 

Ad for Recruitment of Girl Friend ...

Dear Friends, 

Due to recession, I left my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting 
efforts). I need new one now, so pass on this information to your 
female friends... 

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and 
incentives are mentioned below: 

Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee) 

Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent 
credentials will be considered) 

Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining 
and fight if required. 

Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age 
group can also apply, special consideration will be undertaken for 
them) 
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. 

Perks and incentives: 

Total gross (Monthly) : 
• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000 /-(any precious metals, stones) 
• Bike rides each duration 1 hour 
• Trips to National Highways 
• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / SiddhivinayakTemple 
• Kulfis / Chocó bars at a regular gap of 3 days 
• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- 
• 2 movies per month (Except on weekends) 
• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (At your own expense) 

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, 
subject to finance availability and to the size available with the 
shopkeeper. 

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will 
be informed on joining. 
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with 
Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend) 

Please NOTE: 
1. Only females. 
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. 
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above 
mentioned conditions. 

There is more: 
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral 
program by referring their friends, colleagues etc. 
Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even 
if candidate is not selected. 
Search never ends!! 

Interested candidates can send their resume with 

Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age. 
Photo must be attached in the email 

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected. 

With kind regards 
Apoorv Jhudeley

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